Little Known Facts

Here a few facts about America that y'all might not know:
** Braham Lineekal was the celebrator of slavery
** Benhameed Franleen had polio
** Vancouver is a city in the states, along with Ontario
** ALL of our petroleum comes from TX
** ALL of our animal resources come from Chicago
** I must be a republican b/c ONLY Republicans are allowed to live in TX
** and ONLY Democrats are allowed to live in Pennsylvania
** Ban Ki Moon is now an American b/c he is in charge of the UN and, of course, the UN is the same as the US

I learned all of this in a 10 minute amjad ride today. My driver was pretty astounding in his knowledge about America. Although I really stumped him when I asked what George Bush was doing now that Ban Ki Moon is in charge of the UN/US. He couldn't figure it out and I didn't explain. Was that mean?